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| User: | mels_hell (820606)
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| Name: | Counsel General for the Island of Misfit Toys |
| Location: | near Seattle, Washington, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1971-12-31 |
| E-mail: | melturner@comcast.net
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| mels_hell | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| Bio: | For the people who asked about the letter, yes it's OK to write, and thanks for that...
One humble request:
For the love of humanity, please don't spam me or send me letters about how I may already be a winner or how a regimen of special pills can enhance parts of my body... I don't want a mortgage, or a dating service, or a solution to a new video game, or coupons for car wax... and I used to board my thoroughbred on a breeding farm... so spam inviting me to view sites involving intimate moments with horses? Seen 'em-- without the strippers and the photoshop even...
If this is you, please, please, please go get some sunlight... Do it. Do it now... Put down the cup-a-noodle, put down the trackball... find an article of clothing that has seen the inside of a washer in this century, brush your hair and go get a job in which you have to speak to humans, even if only to ask them if they want fries with that... Take the T-1 line out of your frontal lobe and get out of the basement. I can smell you from here and your mother wants to redecorate. |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public |
| Interests: | 16: adhd, alchemy, an-tir, brocade, damascus steel, diving, donuts, horses, metalworking, mokume, sca, showjumping, silk dupioni, stupid television shows, swordfighting, wine |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 68: | 2501, alumiere, boadiccea, boymeat, brjulia, carolynn_dc, chrisv, citizen_ken, colinmac, dammette, dcjester, deadro, djkangal, ericrowe, evodde, fenriss, festor, grymnir, jericho_the_red, jesterswife, johnnyslaughter, justaputz, kabistani, katlord, kaylaraine, kelowna, kim_jong_il__, kiriocity, kitteblue, lawst, lightbringer23, lilkender, lionessindc, lionsden, lolitasir, magic_hands, margoeve, maryheather, melaniesuzanne, mobius_forever, mohawkadam, mskoi, ozmonkey, photo_obscura, platypus_fiesta, prisbatty, raphael96, rasdna, raveness9mm, redsteve, rimrender, seditiouscanary, shaiagipsie, slyx, solamahirimah, sylverstone, t3nth_v01c3, tanseytoes, translucent_eye, utforsker, vampymaus, vicar, violaleeblues, wendylady2, xpi, ysabella_dolfin, zanne, znova |  | 3: | an_tir, pennsic_tavern, purgatorio_dc |
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| Friend of: | 76: 2501, 30_stories_hi, aj_ajlicious, alumiere, ayeshadream, azpapillion, blondie962, boadiccea, bondagejelly, brjulia, carolynn_dc, chrisv, citizen_ken, colinmac, darknyt4, dcjester, deadro, djkangal, draakken, ericrowe, eva00, evodde, fairion, festor, grymnir, gsh, inkablott, jericho_the_red, jesterswife, justaputz, kabistani, katlord, kaylaraine, kelowna, kiriocity, kitteblue, larsisbjorn, lawst, lightbringer23, lilkender, lionessindc, lionsden, lostsprite, magic_hands, maryheather, melaniesuzanne, mobius_forever, mohawkadam, mskoi, ozmonkey, photo_obscura, platypus_fiesta, prisbatty, qranky, raphael96, rasdna, redsteve, rimrender, seditiouscanary, shaiagipsie, shamay22, slyx, swordgrrl, t3nth_v01c3, tanseytoes, thought1, translucent_eye, uucybersteve, vampymaus, vicar, violaleeblues, voodooartist, xpi, ysabella_dolfin, zanne, znova |
| Member of: | 2: pennsic_tavern, purgatorio_dc |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
